Lesser souls,


Our minions had allowed this site to fall over the edge of the 'net.

We have returned.

For your immediate edification and instruction, we have made the

Disclaiming Principles of Conformity

available here so that you may conduct yourselves in a suitable manner.

Our historical Proclamations will also return as We see fit.



All-Powerful And Ultra-Secret Inner
Circle Of The SpiralHeart )APAUSICOTS(

Address all plaudits and other niceties to apausicots@optimum.net